the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here’s three projects
Teacher: due by friday

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fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

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